It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre

[Footiegirl]

It was entertainment night at theSeniorCenter

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.. It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch.."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished
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ace. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. . .

"C R A P" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up theSenior Center

[NuttySupplier]

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I had to read that twice! Brain
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! Will have to send that to mum, she started work in one today (doing crafty arty stuff, not that!!!)

[danfur]

I must be brain
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, I don't get it and I really want to cos it is obviously funny. Although not so obviously to me. Help!

[Gnomoospan]

They were hypnotized when he said crap Danfur!
Loved it footie x

[danfur]

Thank you
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[Footiegirl]

I had to read it twice as well!

[ruby_tuesday]

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And I got it first time!
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[NuttySupplier]

See... you're just like Yogi - smarter than the average bear!
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